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Lonely frog
A lonely frog, desparate for some form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."
Pastor Joke
A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone.

"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.

"But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?"

"Because," the gentleman said, "I didn't need one then."
Baby Snake
So the baby snake says to its mom: "Mom, are we poisonous?"

And the mommy snakes says, "Why do you ask?"

The baby replies, "Because I just bit my tongue."
Elephant jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
On relationship

If you cry in your relationship everyday..

sit down...

Take a deep breath and ask yourself..

Are you dating a man or an ONION !

Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesu

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

Buying Nepalies flag

GK went out to buy an Nepalies flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...  arko colour ma dekhaunuhos.

Your girlfriend

Your girlfriend is:
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Twinkle twinkle little star

Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.


PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...